1M T4K1NG 4 VOT3 

1. PL4N3T 4MPOR4
2. SOM3 OTH3R N4M3

DONT 4NSW3R UNL3SS YOU L1V3 H3R3 OR YOU W1LL B3 1GNOR3D

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TH4T B31NG R3S1D3NTS OF TH1S 4LT3RN14 R1GHT H3R3 R1GHT NOW

NOT 4LT3RN14NS 3V3RYWH3R3

4ND 4LSO NOT 3XCLUD1NG HUM4NS WHO H4PP3N TO B3 ON TH1S 4LT3RN14

4444444NYW4Y 1 B3L13V3 TH4T 1T SHOULD B3 S4F3 TO TR4V3L 4ND BOUNC3 4ROUND 4S P3R USU4L SO 1 4M L1FT1NG TH3 3MB4RGO ON OFF PL4N3T 4CT1V1T13S

1M GO1NG B4CK TO MY H1V3 FOR 4 WH1L3 GUYS

> This is not anything that you were planning on doing. Only in the wildest scenarios, in the very last of your choices, when you have run out of options. You are levelheaded.

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TH3 TR4NSPORT4L1Z3R H4S F1ZZL3D

SOM3ON3 H4S TR13D 31TH3R 3NT3R1NG OR S3ND1NG SOM3TH1NG

SOM3 P3OPL3 JUST DONT L1ST3N

4PPROX1M4T3LY FOR TH3 N3XT TWO W33KS 1 4M PUTT1NG 4N OFF1C14L B4N ON 3NT3R1NG OR L34V1NG 4LT3RN14

Y3S TH3R3 1S 4 R34SON FOR TH1S

NO 1 W1LL NOT D1SCLOS3 1T

Y3S 1 4M B31NG 100 P3RC3NT S3R1OUS ON TH1S M4TT3R

NO 1 W1LL NOT TOL3R4T3 4NY D1SOB3D13NC3 ON TH1S 4ND 1F 1 F1ND YOU TRY1NG TO GO OFF PL4N3T OR TRY1NG TO COM3 H3R3 YOU 4ND 1 W1LL H4V3 4 P3RSON4L QU4RR3L 4ND 1 4M 1N NO MOOD TO N3GOT14T3 W1TH 4NYON3

NO ON3 DR1NK TH3 KOOL 41D 1N TH3 FR1DG3 1TS M1N3

TH1S 1S 1T GUYS

1M GONN4 COOK

SO 1S 4NYON3 GO1NG TO 4TT3ND TO TH1S GROW1NG P1L3 OF F1SH 1N TH3 K1TCH3N OR WH4T

GUYS 1 ORD3R3D 4 P1ZZ4 HOW N3C3SS4RY 4R3 P4NTS 4ND 4N UND3RSH1RT

1N OTH3R COMPL3T3LY UNR3L4T3D N3WS TH3R3 1S 4 FOOTSH4P3D TR41L OF SL1M3 L34D1NG TO TH3 FR1DG3 DONT CH3CK 1F 1T F1TS MY F33T 1 4LR34DY D1D TH1S 1S 4N UNSOLV4BL3 M1S3RY

> Booby trap your shit.

> Lock the closet door.

> Eat a bag of potato chips when suddenly Eridan and Sollux appear in your temporary block.